Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to The Civil Underground's first segment of our new instructional course on sticking it to the man. Part One: How to pay a traffic ticket. A Washington man by the name of Michael Harold Lynch was recently charged $206 for a traffic violation, which isn't very remarkable, but Lynch did something I wish I had thought of the last time I had to pay a ticket; he filled a plastic bag with $206 in change, urinated in it, and sent it in. The best part is, he didn't do anything illegal. According to postal officials, it is acceptable to mail bodily fluids as long as they are properly contained and don't leak or smell. I strongly urge everyone to pay all fines this way from now on.
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
How To Stick It To The Man Pt. 1
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to The Civil Underground's first segment of our new instructional course on sticking it to the man. Part One: How to pay a traffic ticket. A Washington man by the name of Michael Harold Lynch was recently charged $206 for a traffic violation, which isn't very remarkable, but Lynch did something I wish I had thought of the last time I had to pay a ticket; he filled a plastic bag with $206 in change, urinated in it, and sent it in. The best part is, he didn't do anything illegal. According to postal officials, it is acceptable to mail bodily fluids as long as they are properly contained and don't leak or smell. I strongly urge everyone to pay all fines this way from now on.
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